Let me off this blasted interstate you Maryland devils!

Nice. Now I can have two grapes!

Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

I’ve been thinking about making the switch. How difficult do you find it to play steam games on your setup?

Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.

If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.

You’re 15! When are you gonna move out and get a job already!?

Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

Hey everyone, I’m wanted in 5 states for acorn smuggling.

Silence of the Rootin Tootin Lambs

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

Catholic priest here. This is Darth Hoodus who thinks he infiltrated the church. Really we let it slide at first because it was easy to track the sith this way. Later on we just all felt bad for the guy because he just wasn’t sneaky at all. Give him a wink and a wave if you ever see him.

I go to Vegas for the chess.

I know its pronounced Pizzaballa, but in my head it’s Pizza (techno air horns) BAWWWWWLAH!

My brain: I only slept 4 hours, and can barely keep going.
Also my brain: It’s midnight so time to think about dumb things I did back in high school.

It’s either a completely truthful breakdown about what makes the game not worth it, or a wackadoodle comment about the dumbest thing possible.

I want to capture his soul and put it into a lame hat with barely any positive abilities.

Travel sized panther.

Madam Suspicionarson was all they could afford.

(Beaver DOOM music intensifies)