None pizza. Left beef.

Oh shit… This was funny. Thank you.

I’d love to see the data on this if you have it. Isn’t weed more long term impact than the others you listed?

The number of times I’ve bought more Legos “for the kids”…

Costco is the best place to do this. Big heavy carts and huge parking lots for speed and distance. I always get a few smiles when people see a 40-ish year old man flying down the aisle.

I’m going to have to disagree on this one. After 3 days you aren’t going to have a soft, enjoyable poo. You’re going to be passing a small turd-child through a hole that’s not meant to stretch that wide.