Well you guys better get right on that soon cause we need your congressional approval ASAP!

It’s probably just an extra charge they can throw at you if your house ever gets searched. Fuck hobby enthusiasts I guess

There’s billions of people in the world. Someone somewhere is always going to have it worse. But that doesn’t mean the problems you’re facing right now are insignificant and should just be ignored just cause someone you’ve never met in a place you’ve never been to is suffering more than you on some arbitrary pain scale.

Your problems and pains are valid.

Here’s a boring mundane reason that could be fun. Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders were given beer as payment.

You could have the local evil person have an army of builders building some evil building, supplementing their pay with beer. Such a massive work force would require a lot of beer siphoning off most of the local supply. As the beer supply dwindles, the price increases.