This movie is going to deliver

If you can read this you’re too close

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SmartTV: This customer loves watching Balance of Nature ads

Me: fuck balance of nature I fucking hate those stupid scammy ads!

Lol this is my career. I am close to retirement but I always rejected management. Respect the Peter Principle

Yes you can have a second installed in your butt as backup

This reminds me of Trump’s contribution to covid " uh can’t you just flash light on it, or drink chlorine?". Just truly brilliant people having world changing ideas. "We’ll surgically implant chips into brains… ignore the dead chimps

I can’t wait to read more about the release date

Sucking on that tit… there’s a lot more milk in there

I read that most store bought wasabi isn’t the real stuff, just an fyi

I don’t. It’s ridiculous with delivery fees and tips. I have a freezer and a Costco membership, and I’m learning to cook which is actually gratifying.

Infocom hands down. Pure escapism

You dissing the missing fissile missile ?

You can shoo all the hookers into a corner

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I’m a simple man, I’ll believe when I meet him… not when a bunch of robed cultists with funny hats try to shame me into compliance.

God I hope Trump doesn’t live to a 100

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Brodo (after Brodo Swaggins)

Big Pizza infiltrating Lemmy… stay alert soldier!