spoken like someone trying to keep all the good bats for themselves

time is just a construct

we out here

fall to the Earth’s Core

we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

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adults don’t generally know what’s best, or right, or even what’s true. Intentions mattered more

this is why I’m so damaged

I’m my own grandpa

just 1 more lane bro

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

Having a blast out in the settled systems?

Then my family started praying to this person in the car

Jesus, take the wheel

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

just once?

During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

Evil rises

Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

Extra protein

Fuck Trapt

Can’t think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.

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throws chair