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You could also just pull the fuse for it, my boss did that on his vehicle.

She has big breasts?

Let’s not forget sim cards are tiny computers as well.

Windows Recall is approved by the supreme leader.

Russia is so incompetent I’m sure Ukraine could execute something similar several times again.

Something something 2 week special operation.

What’s a fire cube? I’m guessing you’re not referring to the Amazon Fire cube…

This, the landlord would’ve been pissed this happened because they’d have to replace it, most likely a lazy contractor did this.