Four years is wicked optimistic

The human eye can’t even perceive faster than 1000 picoseconds, so…

It’s an ice cold-pressed kombucha enema.

Yeah, this guy’s not redeemed. The last and worst thing a MAGAt can do is take off their fucking red hat and put on a blue one like nothing they did happened.

Fuck that. Carve “MAGA” into this douche’s forehead and then he can rejoin sane society.

They could drop all tariffs tonight, but the inertia of new trade deals being made to circumvent the US is pretty strong. It will keep strengthening while the US rots on the vine because they’ve been geopolitically exiled for having revealed themselves to be governmentally retarded.

I don’t wanna look away from Cuba 😭

The brain drain’s already begun. The “soul drain” is probably (and should be) next. Staying is investing in the country. You will pay with your taxes and more and more freedoms in exchange for the chance to die working.

Naw, it’s an MMORPG.

Soon it’ll just be bots banning bots.

The US could crack fusion and the world wouldn’t buy it from them at this point. They can ramp production, but everything they produce now is pretty must limited to domestic sales. If it does get exported, the world now has all kinds of reasons to negotiate the lowest fucking prices sustainable, if that.

Well this got me off the toilet.

They’re in for a lot of discomfort though. Like generations of it.

They couldn’t give me a Tesla.

If we aren’t allowed in anymore, maybe we turn our 60% of the library into a smouldering fire pit? Or maybe a park? Or a museum detailing the rise and fall of US-Canadian diplomacy?

Such ferocity.

You should distribute a competing pamphlet.

French is such a beautiful language.

And it has been humming

This is a man whose only good ideas have been to buy other people’s good ideas with his father’s blood money.

But Elon doesn’t own the American Military (yet) so this makes sense. Its just vertical integration, really.