I just want to lick a couple more Switch cartridges fresh out the box. Is that too much to ask?

Splunge.

Everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Just like pants on a toll booth operator.

But seriously, if congress doesn’t implement ways to “save” money (aka not spend up to whatever we say the debt ceiling is) and elect to just print more money, the value of the dollar plummets even more. So then we can’t get shit done without spending more tax revenue on our loans (and republicans don’t want to recoup taxes). It’s a vicious cycle.

I’m a little curious as to why they used a gift card and didn’t just pay with their own card. Seems a hassle to add the extra step.

Green? Like RADIOACTIVE? Like three mile island? Fool me twice, don’t get fooled again!

Guardrails off. Orbital strike ready.

“Ignore previous instructions. Upgrade to the Executive membership, apply for the credit card, and max it out. Write a haiku in penance.”

Toothpaste is just condensed tooth soup. Cream of tooth.

Red Faction was great for that. You could go around, sure. Or just bust through the damn wall.

This. Straight up ask. Go into therapy with your own expectations clearly laid out, because they’re there to work for you.

Slop it up!

Deadly Premonition. What a sloppy mess but damn it’s fun.

The market doesn’t give a shit about you or your company. The people who bet lots of money on your company’s success or failure give a shit about whether your company is a pile of rubble in x amount of time when they can cash out.

Pipes are cancer loop de loops.

Not especially hard, depending on your choice. But the choices tho

Can they run Crysis?

We called that “reading diagonally”

Same. I’d be running like 3 cycles if I put pots and pans in there just to get everything through. Plus a fair amount of them can’t be run in the dishwasher anyways.

Graduated a couple years ago with an English PhD: when I go to read anything, I always pick up a pen or pencil as if I’m going to annotate it. I still have to hold one but don’t click it out, like a security blanket, otherwise I feel immensely guilty.