I don’t think I’d ever be ready for that hand job.

I never saw Art Attack, but this just reminded me of Mark Kistler’s Imagination Station. I forgot that show existed; thanks for the nostalgia!

Did Elon specify dead or alive?

Honestly, it’s much more versatile:

“Heck you man, I’ll heck you up so bad you’ll hecking wish you hecked up and went to heck.”

Instructions unclear.

I just dumped all of my NaOH into my HCl and the flask is getting really hot.

What do now?

Oh, you mean Forget-me-nows!

Do you have a vehicle warranty that is expiring soon?

One year I was unable to find a textbook to pirate online so I bought a used copy, set up a camera on a tripod, photographed every page and returned it the next day.

Sounds like too much work but the book was worth more than my time to do it.

I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

Go for it.

Got 'em!

I do bite my thumb, sir.

It’s be hard to fight what you can’t see.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

When you stare into the void, the void stares back at you.

Is this the nightmare that the fuckcars people expect me to live in?

I was having problems late this morning. Seems fine now.

Italian food is boring in the west, especially for someone like me that has a wheat allergy. Pasta is awesome, but it doesn’t have to mainstream every fucking menu item.

You’re wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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