nightmare

I love a bit of hyperbole as much as the next bloke, but come on…

Is this a badly coded ad bot?

I hate Exchange so much.

I have literally never seen anyone make a deal out of an account’s age, until this post.

You can get it replying to a post on Lemmy You can get it telling a Karen on Facebook she’s a cow You can get it why old how As a matter of fact, I’ve got it now

That theme song is my Pavlov bell. I need a few pints, and a kebab.

Victoria Bitter. Don’t just take my word for it, take this advertising campaign. Honestly by the end there’s no way you won’t feel like a VB.

https://youtu.be/WA1h9h7-_Z4

https://youtu.be/EIK6DXnW_oM

Also the fact CTRL-C randomly doesn’t copy.

Fifteen year olds: Masturbating. Lots of masturbating.

Also people older than 15. Significantly older. It’s a safe place in there.

I just assumed it was the US

Classic American on the internet moment

Irfanview https://www.irfanview.com/

It’s literally one of the only reasons I’m still using Windows.

No other image viewer is as fast and as useful.

Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image.

Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes.

If someone hides $30k in cash in their home, gets robbed

That’s not really a comparable scenario though, is it? To be robbed of cash someone has to physically be in the same location, and physically remove an object from your safe keeping (be it a literal safe, or on your person)

To steal crypto someone on the other side of the world can just be like “yo bro click this” and 18 seconds later its gone. Who was it? Who knows. Where are they? No idea! Not even a chance to yell out “omg help help someone help this guy is stealing my stuff” as they do it.

As a side note, I’m not a “cash is king” type person anyway. I much prefer electronic transfers. I just prefer my electronic transfers to be real money handled by financial insitutions where its protected by laws, not magic beans.

Oh crypto, can’t you go five minutes without being a scam?

… How long was that?

It’s like rain on OPs wedding day

Yes, it’s why I’m fat

I was there for the premiere… Season 1, Episode 1… I laughed because they referenced funny nerd things! It’s a sitcom that I’ll get inside jokes on! Oh boy this is going to be amazing!

By episode 3 I realised it was not going to be amazing. By episode 6 I was out.

I have no idea how many sessions they are up to now but if I happen to stumble upon it I legitimately can’t work out what’s meant to be funny. If there was no laugh track you wouldn’t even know jokes are happening.

We once went on a Nissan Skyline cruise, which was basically 30+ Nissan Skylines travelling together between landmarks.

At one point a police car came past the other way just as two of them did a rolling race which involved much noise and tyre smoke.

Police car spins around and arrives to find… 30+ of the same model car parked up, and no one remembers who it was that might have done it.

Security through obscurity worked fine that day.

But that doesn’t help your case so I’m sure you’ll just downvote me.

Didn’t bother reading any further

Padding and grid / snap to half-grid makes it so easy to get things lined up exactly how you like.

I also like having slide actions on the dock… I have a phone icon. If you tap on it, it opens a folder with my most common 9’ish contacts as direct dials. If I slide up on it, it opens the phone app. Repeat for other icons on the dock and you get over a dozen potential actions from 4 icons.

Not sure if anything else offers this.