I’m taking as their way of saying we can’t make a decent story. Like a kid taking his ball and going home with “nobody likes this game anyway”

Flying around in the jets was always the shit. I had totally forgotten about all that fun til now. Good times.

And yeah this game was made for multiplayer because the campaign was extra forgotten 😂

Monster Bash by Apogee

One of the first games little-me could get running through those old MS-DOS commands

Halloweeny and nostalgic. Perfect for the season

It at least provides resistance to the immediate removal of the card. I doubt most thieves are running around with readily available solvents. Could provide enough time to remotely lock or wipe as OP said

Corn me up, snake

Gdamn. Imagine having another leg that can throw your whole body right behind you

go wheat boy go

He was just reminding them they were low on stock

That and being unable to swipe-collapse a comment tree. The right-left swipe only being reply (when there’s already that giant reply button) there is certainly a design choice.

The Rosetta Meme 🙏

Yeah and I’m wondering how they got this pic of our team’s last record-profits party

Due to the FACTS, the case is closed