That’s well and good, but imagine keeping your software backwards compatible with an ancient 14 billion year old file standard.

On the list of phrases I didn’t expect to be possible in 2025: “Hey Meta, take a video of me about to commit war crimes.”

So 6 days of 12-hour shifts? Sounds like a pretty novel way to tank your economy because no one’ll have the time to spend money or raise a family.

Necroprinting is the new Necromancer skill upgrade I’ve been waiting for.

I think I’m mixing the two because there are services that kind of turn Mastodon into an RSS reader.

That’s true that it is somewhat more robust than requiring a federated account, but I think that comes at the cost of discoverability which may or may not be something you might want to broadcast on a social network anyway 🤷‍♂️

So basically government fediverse instances.

Certified bullshit

It’s already hard enough to get people to donate even $20 towards fediverse projects like Lemmy or Mastodon.

That’s probably my biggest gripe with the app right now. Fingers crossed that they decouple next year.

It’s come a long way to finally being good. This ain’t your grandpa’s orchard variety map.

With all of this ‘hasten the coming of Christ’ talk it sounds like they’re planning on catching and trapping him.

Under questioning, however, one of Proven’s employees admitted that he had been able to duplicate McNally’s technique, leading to the question from McNally’s lawyer: “When you did it yourself, did it occur to you for one moment that maybe the best thing to do, instead of file a lawsuit, was to fix the lock?”

Litigation over innovation; that’s the American way.

This seems like the kind of thing that would be easily susceptible to manipulation by more AI.

I watch plenty of penguinz0, This Old House, Smosh, and lawn care videos. Can’t wait to find out what YouTube makes of that.

The iPhone Air is so small, I feel like I’ll sit on it and it will slide seamlessly up my rectum, never to be seen again.

There’s a 6.9” (nice) display joke here, but it’s too early in the morning to fit one in.

The thing about the redesign that irks me the most is that browsing your own personal library is unnecessarily convoluted the way it’s now organized. It’s a big step backwards in terms of navigation.

I can’t unsubscribe, but you bet I can avoid every one of Marvel’s Phase 6 movies next year in protest.

We gave our kid a wolfcut mullet, and honestly it’s working 🤙

Microsoft really doing everything in their power to make sure I never buy another Windows PC.

Would upgrading to an aftermarket display system be capable of avoiding this?