Did you mean to say forearms instead of underarms?

Should? There is no way to generalize like that on this topic. Sex preferences and longevity are extremely varied.

Now if you wanted to find a study on the average time sex lasts, that could be worthy of discussion.

Decision paralysis is definitely a symptom of ADHD. Part of the whole executive dysfunction thing.

Not saying you have ADHD, but it might be worthwhile to poke around common symptoms and do some introspection as well.

As @phailhaus@piefed.social mentioned, it might be good to provide an event for such an outfit to be worn to since it’s been decades since she’s dressed up like this.

No, it would not be untoward to have her fitted as long as that’s something she would enjoy.

Exactly where my next suggestion was going to go! Good advice

I mostly see this kind of fitting done for wedding dresses and similar. Usually high end. Does your mother wear expensive fashion?

They don’t cut them too short. The rest of the umbilical cord, the stump part, naturally falls off of a newborn after some time. Bellybutton is a naturally formed type of scar.

He wouldn’t be able to shame this woman if he actually listened.