I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

Finally, an answer to the “if dogs wore pants” question.

Are those stains or shadows?

You’d think they would make it less obvious than that if they wanted to hide a conspiracy.

Funny how they always think that there are some intricate hidden conspiracies, yet that they are obvious enough that some dumbasses on Facebook can figure it out.

Squiggee-fnurp is such a good description of the sound of tying/twisting a balloon 😄

Finally, the perfect shirt to wear to bullshit meetings.