I started saying ‘Passiert den besten’ (‘happens to the best of us’) as a joke when a friend would mention a minor inconvenience or fuckup. It turned from joke to an automatic reply

doesn’t KDE just let you double-click the TTFs and install them that way?

Funny, for me it was the RC Plane Level in GTASA.

Me looking disgusted at myself in the mirror, for I am doomed towards eternal Microsoft-dependency at work.

Still better than cygwin

In Germany (and I assume all throughout Europe) we solve the shopping cart problem by shoppers having to deposit a coin or chip into the cart to release it.

You get it back when you lock the cart again back where you took it

Lmao. Really hit a nerve judging by the comments