Most people know of Vienna so there are probably less mistakes

I got to see Todd Barry on a whim one night and I was crying laughing in my seat, his crowd work is fantastic and he was absolutely skewering the local yuppies of my town.

Used every word he had to make that sentence

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Remember people don’t want a lecture when having a conversation, you get 3-10 seconds to make your point then it’s someone else’s turn to talk.

Is the title referencing that this joke is from 2002?

Its a tool thats finally able to use all that data they have been hoarding effectively. They weren’t collecting it all just to have it and sell you weird t-shirts

Life is finite, but shit it feels like forever

Well first its not “social status” your describing but authority. Thats the word your looking for. I feel like authority is pretty cut and dry, those people have the ability to punish you if you don’t comply.

What about Star Trek?

It is busted seed! English is a fun language

Im mean its a grain but but thats not as funny

How about Yerba Maté?

This is always a good thing because it means you have grown. Be very wary of people who liked their past selves better.

Sometimes i feel like im the only one living it, i see it as Karmic justice because i tip really well and try to be nice to animals.

I was one of the lucky ones who bought bitcoin so I could buy acid on the internet. Years later I put a down payment on a house with the change that I forgot about. DARE was wrong.

That essay really sums up well how i felt about that video, got a new channel to binge thank you.

The only thing i know him by is his absolutely awful take on “The Wall” by Pink Floyd.

I don’t body shame

It must be hard when your accomplishments are so little that no one notices you exist; i might be an obnoxious man child just to get people to notice me too.