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Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
The one he never actually said: “Why not Zoidberg?”
“You ALL still have Zoidberg!”
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I’m ruined!
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
This isn’t a war; it’s a murder!
flips switch
This isn’t a war; it’s a moydah!
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
“Is ‘desire to mate’ a feeling?”
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the LIES UPON LIES!”
But still, to have your own pool!
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I’ll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I’m meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I’ve got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
There little friend, good as new
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
“and I’m his friend, Jesus!”
