(satire)

  • binarytobis@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    There are so many open devices in my apartment building, but none of my neighbors are a problem so I don’t have the impetus to really explore my options. It’s a shame.

    • sicarius@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
      Time to break into their house while they’re away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.