What about the guys that pump the go-juice into the wing tanks?
No thanks. I don’t simp for job positions.
Don’t worry. If they’re a pilot, they’re gonna tell you.
Pilots, vegans, and polyamorous couples.
polyamorous couples
I mean how else would we recruit more people for our D&D sessions?
Don’t forget about Linux users!
And marathon runners
If someone is a vegan, polyamorous linux user who’s a pilot, which one would they mention first?
Arch btw
For a while, people who did CrossFit too
They’re all suffering from injuries now.
Yay kipping pull ups
They still exist, but it’s not the cultural phenomenon it once was.
All pilots are vegans? And in a polyamorous relationship?
Well the poly kinda checks out, they’re banging every stewardess they come across, so…
They’ve kind of earned it. Just watching an airline pilot put 200 people down safely in a crosswind is all the convincing one needs.
That’s vegans.
It’s a cultivated status. You have to have a lot of money to become one, you get paid a lot of money, and then you don’t get to have a domestic life once you become one. So a lot goes into selling they lifestyle of being a pilot, which is what aura really is but don’t tell the kids that.
But also nobody wants to see a pilot rushing through the airport, because they’re supposed to be calm, levelheaded people. And you definitely don’t want them rushing through takeoff procedures.
Yeah, they should be nice and relaxed. Maybe a few drinks at the bar would help
I’m an accomplished native English speaker, but suspect this may be written in a foreign language. strokes beard adjusts bow tie .
You got me curious about something…
Oxford English Dictionary - Aura, 2.c.
[year] 1870–
A supposed subtle emanation from and enveloping living persons and things, viewed by mystics as consisting of the essence of the individual, serving as the medium for the operation of mesmeric and similar influences.
”Peculiar substances can be charged with the efflux or aura of the human being.”
P. B. Randolph, Seership! (1884)
