Why the fuck does nobody know the difference between loose and lose anymore? I swear this wasn’t a thing that was commonly confused a few years back.

Good job! Be careful with that jar, be sure to burp it on time. Because you have a rubber sealed jar with a clamp, it can explode. Ask me how I know?

Then come the zoomies when they snap back to reality

As somebody that’s absolutely human, “I appreciate the pushback on that”…

No lie though, I’ll still eat at a place even if they use AI on their menu. Not because I don’t notice or frown when I see it but it’s specifically because I’m a fatty and love food.

I agree with you but that first pic is a bit deceiving. Like it’s pushing the meat towards the camera more while squeezing the back to make it look bigger. Trust me, I’m an expert and making meat look bigger in a picture than it actually is!

Yeah, usually during very early morning sex. Like that your eyes are barely open and you don’t even know how you started having sex or who started it but it’s in full swing by the time you come to. Sometimes during that time, I feel nothing when I cum. It’s not fun but rolling over and going back to bed surely is!

Anyway, if you’re experiencing this on your own, try not spanking the ham for a bit and you’ll get back to normal.

Sure I guess. There’s plenty of things better about Linux so why lie? This meme misses the mark is all I’m saying.

So it now looks like the inside of a refrigerator. Interesting.

*Holds power button on windows device

Weird that there’s no mention of what these people reported on that got them to receive said threats.

To answer your final question. Yes. American politics has gone so far off the rails that AOC speaking common sense is something that is no longer normal.

For example: “We should feed children too poor to buy school lunches!”

“Nooooo that’s SoCiAlIsM!”

Meanwhile bailing out a bank because their friend’s stock gamble didn’t pay off is just the American way

American politics: Socialism for the elite, capitalism for everyone else.

This is the BASIC bullshit that AOC and people like her call out and she’s labeled an extremist for it.

I hate it here.

I don’t even own a PlayStation and haven’t since the PS3 but I truly hope Sony takes a financial hit on this one. Others such as Microsoft and Nintendo are paying very close attention to the results. If they manage to get away with this you know other consoles won’t be far behind them. Hell, they already tried around 2020 causing the start of the whole GameStop short fiasco. Now they’re trying to do it once again.

That being said, Sony doesn’t give a flying fuck about a blackout. You want to really hit them where it hurts? Dump them. It’s the only way.

Jokes on them, if you have a shitty enough computer that’s doesn’t meet the minimum requirements, you get to stay on Windows 10 forever!

“I gambled on a thing now I’m having a meltdown that it didn’t go my way!”

I did this with the original Twilight Zone episodes! As soon as I hear that iconic intro I feel tired. It doesn’t work perfectly and I sometimes still have trouble sleeping but it helped a lot. It took years of doing this. I picked Twilight Zone because it’s interesting enough to turn on but not interesting enough to stay awake for.

I have seen every episode hundreds of times at this point I bet.

It’s almost like we all don’t want the same things.

You’re average DNC candidate across the board these days.

Aw cool I love it when game companies work on a decade old game’s expansion instead of the new release!

Wanna know where he wasn’t under investigation? The United States. I wish this trash human was still alive to talk.

1 goal. Sounds boring.