Greetings fellow Daoist

Have you considered masturbation as an alternative to posting shit memes? Much more enjoyable way to waste time.

Smartest car brain

Those goddamned primates always trying to steal people’s social security.

So the same but more run down because the Capitalist regime that replaced communism doesn’t maintain them?

Midlife crisis incoming

Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

First you wanted him to take the wheel, now you want him to take the gun. Make up your damned minds already! Jesus is a busy guy.

That’s the episode where Picard reveals that he’s Spocks father right?

Wow, do so many people believe Lemmy user are that much different than Reddit user?

Some of us have been here longer than the June 2023 reddit migration. The problem is that you’re still a redditor at heart.

Why would you want to increase the number of redditors here?

Kinky

🤢

Hot dogs are bad enough normally… why would you make them worse!

Serious contender for laziest post title of all time.

Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

OK goodbye 👋

No but colonizing generally is.

With the exception of Japan.

You started this war, plunged the Galaxy into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace.

Best economic system btw

They were in denial about their last neuron going dark.