In case anyone needs to hear this, you do not need to be exercising away every calorie you eat. A ton of energy gets burned just keeping your body alive. Just keeping your body temperature in the right range accounts for around half of it on its own.

people who say they like [other season] are lying to themselves. It is objectively correct to like [poster’s favorite season]

Snarky Puppy and TWRP

After picking a star from that screen, it says “Let’s-a go”. When I was a kid I thought it was “hip pickle”

Prometheus. New liver same eagles

Another great lazy meal is hummus. process together a drained + rinsed can of chickpeas, a couple tablespoons of tahini, the juice of half a lemon, salt + spices, and however much water it takes to get the texture you like. Smear it on a plate, maybe add a puddle of olive oil with some herbs sprinkled over, and wipe it up with pita.

A real cheat code here is when you truly can’t find it in you to cook, have some easy heat and eat meal or something and then plan + prepare tomorrow’s dinner.

Microwave burrito + take chicken out of the freezer for tomorrow

If you Rock & Stone, you’re never alone!

This game has the best asexual representation I’ve ever seen

I’ll be “Always-knows-what-that-weird-pain-is Man”

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it

There are no downsides

It’d of course be nice to be rejected directly, and i much prefer it over getting ghosted, but I’m a big boy. I can handle not having things my preferred way all the time.