The other cats in charge when I’m there tho

That was when I l left town and my cat sitter had to decide whether to put up with face nibbles. She is not allowed to discipline the cat, the cat is in charge while I am gone

My wife and I liked to commiserate about how she got these and I got “hurry and get someone, anyone pregnant” like we were not involved in the decision or process

My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I’m not sure whether they’re being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I’m alive and trying to eat my face. I’ve got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it

Decayed broccoli fart

You know it

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No pluck it a hair at a time then sort it according to length, then call your doctor concerned that your median and mode hair length are not as different as you’d think

I love your mustache’s hair’s wife

I need to watch this

Wait I thought… 👉👈

Your partner is our lord and savior and this week’s sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.

I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.

But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That’s how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.

Yeah I went back to alt.tv.simpsons and it had like two posts a week. It didn’t quite scratch the itch

I would recommend that you create a couple of accounts on different instances

That’s a lot of effort for social media. Who has time for alts?

No, like all of them at once, only twice.

I’m the one who posts photography exclusively with city and state titles

Wait that’s you? It is why am I not subscribed there yet. You take such vibrant landscapes. I especially love your ocean photos.

Yeah, just keep that shit opinion to that one thread and be cool everywhere else. Easy guide to getting along with everyone here: if you want to hold a grudge against someone, just block them or kiss them, we don’t want to see the whole drama just the end points. :3

I never appealed my bans, because who gives a fuck it’s social media

That’s awfully specific. And concerning that that is the exact reason I got banned too