hell I always thought the chain was called Doner Kebob.

The were sold out of these little yellow kiosks around Bad Kreuznach , if that helps.

Ohhhh. The Korean vodka

Over the course of an evening in college it was ten times.

I would never let anyone shave my genitals. There is nothing wrong with you asking him to shave. Now if he doesn’t want to shave, ask him to use some conditioner, or coconut oil in the shower to soften his hair.

I mean it is a small price to pay for blow jobs.

Understood. I am on the other end of the spectrum in that I have to force myself not to eat,

We all have our crosses to bear.

Ahh Doner Kebab. That chain needs to make it to the states. When I was stationed in Germany I lived off that stuff…… and crystal weizen.

No it is not.

Maryland Style Steamed Crabs pair really well with beer.

Steak pairs really well with Whiskey.

Italian style Pasta Dishes pair really well with red wine.

Bacon and Eggs pair really well with Mimosa or Bloody Maries.

I think the only food that doesn’t pair well with alcohol is run of the mill chinese food.

I didn’t really have any issues with the standard issue nose mask, what I did struggle with at first was the tube, but I hung a sheppad’s hook near my bed to keep the mask elevated away from me.

That allows me to toss and turn and not deal with the tube in my face.

I do have to admit, when I first started using it I had a lot of dreams about snakes.

My wife hasn’t had a panic attack since she started it

That is awesome! Talk about a great unplanned for benefit.

HAHA, yeah that thing…

i didn’t make the conscious choice to stop going to Quiznos, but they had a really horrible marketing campaign to hurt their business. That combined with the fact they were horrible company to franchise with killed most of them.

I too will testify to the power of the CPAP!

I was diagnosed with Sleep Apena and refused to use it.

I am not putting that stupid thing on my face at night.

Well when the MVA told me that if I didn’t show logs of usage I would loose my divers license i started.

It took one night to convince me it was the greatest thing ever, and I felt so stupid for not using it sooner.

My wife actually thought something was wrong because I was so “quiet” when I slept.

Sleep Apena is no bullshit and it is amazing how much it was dragging me down.

You do not. Just run your tongue around that head like you are trying to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop and your guy will be loving it.

Your only challenge will be to make sure no teeth make contact. Though as you get more experienced and creative you can use teeth as well.

Do they vet the people?

Yes

According to a press release, Patrol “officers” are “vetted professionals” from law enforcement, military, and special forces backgrounds.

BFD

I am friends with five people who were once police, are police or are retired police and every single one them had/has a side job.

The most fascinating side job was, he did homicide investigations for the DC police department.

The mundane one was he belt decks.

So this is a niche staffing firm.

My neighborhood has them. There are adult versions now, they are just called food trucks.

Remember all the sensation is on the head of the penis.

So you don’t have to maintain constant suction to make a blow job feel realy good. Using your tongue on the head will do a lot.

All three would be amazing.

There is a utilitarian value to clothing.

Yes a couple of times and both were because dinner was not agreeing with her and she needed too get on the toilet ASAP.

Probably twice a day.