I’ve never heard of it I don’t think? To those who watched it and it was obviously a bit farm - what gave it away?

They don’t want to break the things that hurt their bottom line.

Break society and make everyone hate each other? Hey buddy - small price to pay. Gotta think of the shareholders, after all. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Aahahaha was supposed to be printer-gram but I have no idea what happened. Pun utterly ruined!

My partner and I fit in this range. We don’t have kids, but there is the offhand occasion where we need to print something so we just do it at work.

And if worst comes to worst, we have a shitty old cheap Canon that works if you turn off all the lights, light certain candles, and draw a printer-gram on the floor while we hold hands in the center of the room while saying a quiet prayer under our breath.

Edit: fixed the pun but too late now.

Yeah they were way off with Tylenol.

Abbott hates Houston…he loves that this is happening. No coercion needed, trust me. He’s just as evil as Trump, Miller, etc.

Every election he tried to put in new measures to make it more difficult to vote in the more populated counties because he knows it’s only a matter of time before the folks in the cities boot him and his asshole friends.

They’re here, in Houston at least. Red state but the big cities are blue. The people in Houston have no love for this shit.

ICE Houston makes over 1,500 arrests during 10-day operation

U.S.-born Houston teen says ICE agents beat him and his father during early-morning stop

And just 1 example showing how we really feel about it:

Houston Halloween display appears to show lynched ICE agent mannequins in MAGA-like red hats near Mexican flag

I’m not familiar enough with it with respect to images I guess, so I didn’t know. But thanks for the tip, I’ll start playing around with it :)

Can someone with talent remake this gif by replacing the word “flames” with “leopards”?

Original link: https://media0.giphy.com/media/xQz492gZVUoms/giphy.gif

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

The woman, named by Italian media as Marah Abu Zuhri, arrived in Pisa on an Italian government humanitarian flight on Wednesday night.

According to the University hospital of Pisa she had a “very complex clinical picture” and was “in a profound state of organic wasting”, doctors said in a statement.

RIP Marah :(

Calm down Karen it’s ok to have different choices.

Hey this was really cool of you to post and I appreciate it. Thank you!

Holy shit this is 100% me! Holy shit it has a name!!! Thank you!!!

Thank you!

Stupid question, but could a similar thing happen to a human? I don’t belch/burp, and I can get insanely bloated. I should probably see a doctor to see if this is normal or if there’s a treatment, but it’s kind of embarrassing!

….that we know of. Could have used a surrogate.

I’m immensely grateful to him for entrusting me with the responsibility of protecting free speech, turning the company around, and transforming X into the Everything App.

Translation: I’m so thankful that I’ve had the opportunity to devote 2 years of my life to a company that was able to build a product that could appropriately express its true love for Adolf Hitler.

Thank you!

If this is real, please post the link!