Paraprosdokian. A sentence with a twist in it. Eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs.

My brain hurts.

I guess simplicity and user friendly weren’t big concerns back then.

The early church was actually kinda communist, having all things in common.

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

Yeah, and he said he was heading to work.

I understand that they made no announcement. I don’t understand how building a rocket could be kept secret.

How is it a surprise? Honda has had this developing and has been building it for years.

I’m skeptical. Amish have a pretty strong aversion to technology. My guess it was Beachy Amish (which is actually Mennonite) or Old Order Mennonite.

Try Hellotalk.

Underdog

Dated for 4 years. Been married for 45 years.

Write an encyclopedia of useless knowledge?

The government put the fridge there to attract tourists.

Good catch. Maybe all the trans issues in the U.S. navy is subliminally affecting them.

You’re probably right. I don’t think the state would take it on, though. One mistake, and you have deadly consequences and people suing for justice.

If everyone would be diligent to compost it correctly, it would work. You couldn’t ensure that on a large scale.

The problem is that human feces carries a lot of human pathogens.

If they were dead, they’d be carrion.

Yes, we live in one of the best times in human history.