Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.

Um, actually!

The crew didn’t blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface!

Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you’re really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

Watch out for those radicals over on the Hexbear instance. They’ll getcha!

Tag yourself. I’m old man / living outside space-time

Walking through an open door in a place you’re authorized to access is going to be a hard sell on a B&E conviction, but okay.

“Don’t worry, we’re going to open source Pocket and make it optional any day now.”

• Mozilla Corporation (note: not Foundation), 2017

+12 social credit score, I think. Or minus. It’s not even real, so who cares?

I don’t know anything about Linux, but I believe they merged with the Yutani Corporation in 2099.

It’s not a binge watch until you die from dehydration kind of franchise. It’s just good vibes short stories. You can pop almost any episode on the screen and bask in the benignness of FALGSC for 30 minutes.

That rules.

“I prefer the one I’m posting from.” - every single response

Ahh, hexb— MMPHMMMP MMMMPHHMP MMM!

I’m sorry, what? You need to take that boot out of your mouth if you want folks to understand you.

Exactly $148 would ensure my mortgage doesn’t default next Tuesday. This is assuming I drink a bit of cooking oil.

I’ll probably be fine. Whoever said crime doesn’t pay was a bozo.

God damn, that’s what happened to those guys? I knew they ran outta money, but I didn’t things were that grim.

Needs more human paladins.

Manly men?