As a kid we moved into a house in the middle of winter, the previous owner had left the fire ready to go, including matches and a couple days worth of wood.

The bed!

You don’t need to be at home to make them; it’s just more socially acceptable than in a cafe.

Throw every cent you have at that little company called Yahoo.

Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?

Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?

Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?

I’ve never seen “Not for individual sale” on alcohol.

The fan, outer casing and every single component that the air passes over are not easily cleaned.

Send it to the recyclers.

New microwave.

It’s now coated in burnt oils/vapour and you’ll never get them out.

Don’t fight it, not worth the time and effort, they’re pretty cheap, replace it.

The answer to both questions is “ball soup”, but the pleasure varies between who’s giving and who’s receiving.

Childish jokes aside; pea and ham is a good soup for any occasion.

There’s going to be a limit to how much pressure before stalling and/or damaging the engine, but it would inflate, and as the gases cooled, it would deflate somewhat.

Exhaust jacks are used in 4x4 recovery, so an engine can lift a car, but they seem pretty limited and dangerous and I’ve only seen one used once in my ~25yrs off road.

Yep, having the house paid off would be huge!

What platform?

The platforms I use, Android, Android TV and desktop, all have working and easy to install ad blocking options.

Play Lego with the kids while she goes for a nap or walk.

You didn’t end with “Mr Wolf”!

Go back to Reddit buddy.

Totally got laid; worth it!

Isn’t it the broadcasters often air them out of production order?

Just go with it, it means 2 apps instead of 47, I’m happy with that.

Tax exemption for religious organisations.

What? How far am I what?