“Herring fart or Russian sub” is my second favorite underwater guessing game.

Scream (with audio track muted).

Sidebar for the community says “be wary of spoilers” but there’s no mention of a rule against them. For courtesy, I’d probably keep details minimal in the title but include a warning (e.g. ‘S04E20 “Episode Title” discussion [spoilers]’). There’s also spoiler tag markdown that you can use to hide the details unless a user chooses to view them:

::: spoiler The Spoiler
I don't know, some pirate stuff.  
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I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

We’re fucked and now it’s a matter of determining how much fuckeder we’re going to be.

Uninstall malware. Problem solved.

I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?

I have an idea but it requires several pairs of simultaneously-activated key switches and will probably end humanity.

https://lemmy.world/post/15140002 (https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/19871352 on your instance) perhaps? https://robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/16195568 Another possible post.

“If countries see that central bank money can disappear if European politicians see fit, they might decide to withdraw their reserves from the eurozone,” he added.

What’s the problem there? You don’t get the privilege of working with bloodthirsty imperialist powers like Putin’s Russia?

If someone’s about to do some shady shit, transferring all their money out is one more piece of information that could be observed and fed to the analysts to gauge how serious they are about it. Seems useful.

Soup-for-brains probably wanted them to revoke his MasterCard, Discover, and American Express too.

Ladder truck and a shotgun ought to do it. Defense contract please!

This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.

It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”

Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.

Root for the bomb. It has an easy job though, just has to hit somewhere nearby and they’ll flop to the ground until a ref hands out penalty cards.

In all fairness, a dying child is likely to have a harder time defending their use of Nintendo property. As a backup plan if court stuff isn’t going their way, Nintendo can always stall for time until it’s a moot point.

Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.

#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.

Let’s not go Russian to any conclusions about the culprit.