I think everyone’s got the CAD/3D programs covered, so a slightly “out there” answer:

If you’re just doing 2D blueprints for yourself, do you actually just need a 2D vector program for doing a scale drawing with measurements?

I’ve done a lot of floorplans / layouts/ site maps etc using Inkscape, for instance.

It depends on exactly what you’re wanting out the other end - so you may be lacking a lot of the features in a full CAD program, but the learning curve is comparatively so shallow that you might have a working plan by the end of the day, rather than the end of the month.

These three are brothers from the same litter, and they’re best mates 90% of the time, thankfully :)

That’s very impressive. My personal best was 3:

Many sprawling dungeon owners require regular deliveries of cheese wheels, ham legs and apples, to store on the numerous treasure chests spread around the different floors of their dungeons.

They’re meant to be part of the subsidised dungeon canteen offer arranged by the Dungeon Workers Trade Union, but selfish adventurers keep coming in and pilfering them.

I’m a big fan of this one. I’d recommend it to anyone who likes Rimworld, Dwarf Fortress, Space Haven etc. Seems to be in committed and constant development for both content and bugfixes.

You can only use Apple Branded iSocks™.

If you want to use normal socks you need an adapter.

I may agree with some of your comment, but “trump” has definitely meant fart (at least in some parts of the UK) from at least the mid 1980s until the present day. It’s seemingly still used by young people as well, though not as commonly as it was when I was younger (though I did hear a “who’s fucking trumped, it fucking stinks” on the bus last week).

We all laughed at Donald Trump when we first heard his name in the 1990s, though most people didn’t believe he was real (and it was hard to check such things, pre-internet). We certainly didn’t believe he had a wife called something like “I want to trump”.

Though we did play Top Trumps, we also definitely laughed at its name, and amongst our group of friends, introduced flatulence-based punishments for the loser.

Here’s it in some dictionaries: “(intransitive) British slang to expel intestinal gas through the anus” Collins English Dictionary

“to release gas from the bowels through the bottom”
Cambridge English Dictionary

“slang or colloquial. The act of breaking wind audibly”
Oxford English Dictionary

I don’t know why this matters to me so much :D

Maybe I’m just scared that our language is dying.

You say “best”, “highest performing” etc, but we asked a panel of immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders who their ideal upper management employee was - and they unanimously suggested other immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders, and suggested that employing anyone else is a DEI hire.

Unless we could get the horse to shit directly on him, that’d be the next best thing :)

I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to set fire to him in jail before, but I can’t quite remember how I did it - it was quite a while ago.

He’s still there, to this day. I might boot it up and pay him a visit :)

“Micah can stay in prison a little while longer, I’m going hunting, fishing, horse taming, plant collecting…”
- me, as Arthur Morgan, 2022

This diagram is wrong. You can’t end-mount RAM in that type of potato.

We kind of go “brur”.

“The 46 missing artworks were definitely never in my house, and were definitely never sold on privately by me. They probably got thrown away and you won’t find them” said the leader of Maashorst Council, sat in his recently bought mansion.

It’s no longer a dependency of Mint’s Software Manager, so it’s not “needed” in the way it used to be, but if you need to use it for its own features (which it sounds like you do), you can just install it again anyway.

Either use the Software Manager or

Sudo apt install synaptic

It was a great mystery at the time what was actually being sung there.

Along with yours, we also had:

I’m blue, I believe I’m a dog,
I believe I’m a dog,
I believe I’m a dog.

And

I’m blue, I believe I will die
I believe I will die
I believe I will die.

…and that you’d have to live in Portsmouth :)

Wait… dbzer0 is “divide by zero”?

I’ve been reading it as “dibzer nought”

That’s probably correct. Still a bit weird, but not quite as weird.

Looks like it says:
“If I’ve made a bubble in your bath, I’d lick your bum and make you laugh”