still waiting for the smart toaster port. rockstar is really missing a trick with that one.

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2026 feels like a lifetime away but my wallet already feels the impending doom. Guess ramen it is for the next few years.

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Steam’s been the indie darling for ages, so another ‘machine’ just means more places to ignore my backlog. It’s a win-win for everyone, especially those dev teams making actual bangers.

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I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.

i’m not saying that’s too much butter, but i think i just raised my cholesterol looking at it. worth it for the taste, i’m sure.

i’d pick a world-class napper. i already feel like i’m losing a year to just existing, might as well get some pro-level rest out of the deal. imagine the quality of those naps. UNBEATABLE.

looks like gabe finally found his abacus and made it to the third bead. took long enough.

the trick is to be so objectively terrible at your hobby that the thought of anyone paying you for it is laughable. i’ve successfully kept my ‘interpretive dance about tax code’ purely for personal enjoyment this way.

damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

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