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mrmhm@lemmy.worldOPto
Memes@lemmy.ml•In unrelated news, the pilot had a documented addiction to polonium.
10·3 years agoYou’re welcome.
Hear me out, Elastigirl has the ability to stretchify her body which means it’s a conscious decision to have an absolute badonkadonk.
Life. Size. Cardboard. Cutout.
mrmhm@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Huh, this looks like a popular post. Imma check the comments and...
10·3 years agoWhat the fuck did you just say about Sync for Lemmy, you little casual? I’ll have you know it’s not FOSS, and it has options for paying for a subscription!
I’ve been trained in open-source warfare and have over 300 confirmed commits on GitHub. You think your proprietary software can stand a chance against the might of the FOSS community? Think again, scrub.
While you were wasting time on paid subscriptions, we studied the art of collaboration and freedom. We know every line of code in the Linux kernel and can fork repositories with pinpoint accuracy. Your closed-source tactics won’t work here.
You call it a “premium feature”? Ha! We see through your money-grubbing schemes. In the realm of open-source, the true premium is transparency and accessibility for all.
So, take your subscription nonsense and run back to your proprietary lair. The FOSS community will continue to thrive and grow, empowering users worldwide with the power of choice and knowledge.
What do you mean tanked?! Sounds like you’re jealous of my 1.2 million dollars worth of beanie babies (once they sell).
I totally agree, just being facetious. I would’ve normally lurked before joining Lemmy but it’s fun to be a part of it!
Look at this guy with
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5 points.
Finally, my people! I’ve been trying to get my local YMCA to accept mine for years…
mrmhm@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What app is so useful, you can’t believe it’s free?
6·3 years agoJust downloaded Weawow - one of the more impressive things for me is that it’s only 144kb.
mrmhm@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most unhelpful advice you have received?English
411·3 years agoMy mother once told us to get “a male realtor; the woman realtors don’t care as much because they’re just doing it as a hobby - the men are doing it as their full time job.”
She’s a real gem.
I relate to this too much … I’ll play through my library eventually
Right??
mrmhm@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?English
3·3 years agoperfect answer, everyone needs to be reminded this sometimes
It started innocently enough, some friends writing simple C programs that would output an ever increasing text file containing the letter ‘a’. This rapidly devolved into a competition of who could output the largest files the fastest.
We had progressed to recursively launching spaghetti programs competing with streamlined data-dumpers until we started to hit storage limits on the central server.
10/10 great learning experience.

I think consciously choosing unpleasant methods to get nicotine helped me quit, or at least made quitting a little easier. I understand if you’re making that choice you’re probably well on your way to quitting anyways, but for me it was a good reminder of the goal.