You can, greg. But with that type of reasoning, you’re also just a fish. And this is not a compliment, greg

your shiitake is not being eaten cuz it’s very far from native species in your area. I’m sure where it originally grows bugs feast on them non stop

How do I know the government isn’t spying on me, cuz they could totally go and compromise all root certificates, thus RIP https.

Oh, and pardon, who the heck does still use http without the s?