That’s why I go to bed early. It gives me even more time to be anxious about how I am not falling asleep even though I need to get up early.

Oh looks like you were trying to relax. Here’s a list of nonsense I though you might like to worry about.

I’m in this comic and I hate it. I have had many a Friday evening ruined because some random asshole at work puts in a last minute ticket, and my neurosis just will not leave me be until Monday.