Original reads way better
This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.
Saltless tears
Y’all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?
Now playing Andrew WK - I get wet
Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.
And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.
At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, “London’s finest” aka tap water is good bro.
Oh mate, there are so many of those!
In French my favorite is the wine joke : “Oh I’ll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine”. Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).
I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate…?
Gotta get me some crisp wet
My gf and I call it crisp as well
The guys over at !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml might have some thought on this one
Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there
Aqua, H2O?
*H2O
Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.
Adam’s Ale.
You’ve never called it wawa?
Nope, that’s a chain of convenience stores. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa_(company)
good hoagies in a pinch
Also out of one.
