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minus-square123@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoYou misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoNo no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoNah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.
You misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
No no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.