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    Remember when the Internet was supposed to be decentralised for resilience?

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      No, sorry, I’m not that old :P

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        Remember: you’re never too young to have a Vietnam flashback!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    The cloud is just someone else’s computer. And that computer is busy printing AI videos of the President pooping out of a fighter jet, so now your files are inaccessible

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      Can you imagine this sentence 1 year ago much less 5 years ago?

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        One year ago? Easily.

        Five years ago? Depends on whether I was visiting 4chan at the moment.

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        The President of course being a convicted felon and rapist, Donald J Trump.

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          That’s convicted felon, rapist and pedophile, Donald J Trump, to you, mr. Twopi.

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    If you properly divide your instances between providers and regions and use load balancing which uses a corum of 3 availability model then it can be zero downtime pretty fairly guaranteed.

    People be cheap and easy tho, so 🤷‍♂️

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      Yup. And I think I’ll add:

      What do you mean we’ve blown our yearly budget in the first month.

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