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minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoThat must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.
minus-squareSocialjusticewarrior@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day agoThere isnt a chapter in the Bible against getting ripped.
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-223 hours agoOn the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoThat’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways. *Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 day ago Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Timothy 4:8 Not a whole chapter, but still
minus-squareSocialjusticewarrior@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoWhat? How do you get that? while bodily training is of some value Pretty straight forward yeh? It is of value. Do you remember the story of Sampson? Im sure that dude was built like a brick house.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAlso not Jesus doing the telling
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 day agoThe actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.
That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.
There isnt a chapter in the Bible against getting ripped.
On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it
That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.
*Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
Timothy 4:8
Not a whole chapter, but still
What? How do you get that?
Pretty straight forward yeh? It is of value.
Do you remember the story of Sampson? Im sure that dude was built like a brick house.
Also not Jesus doing the telling
The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.