How about:

• Magic/Magitech doesn’t kill people, people kill people. (VI)
• Killing an illegal alien and her “child” makes you a hero. (VII)
• Burn the Witches. (VIII)
• Never trust a polycule with an overweight woman, a twink, a group in robes, and a geezer. (IX)
• One of these teens will die by the end and they know it, but they will hide this fact from their lover for some reason. (X)
• You’ve been marked by a demon. Do what they say and die, or don’t and become a monster. (XIII)
• Celebrity deathmatch: who will be the ultimate (E)icon? (XVI)

Note: Only intended to be a silly joke. None of the above reflects my opinion on anything in the real world, to be fully and unambiguously clear.