(as seen at the evil empire, but I just had to liberate it)
So, uh… what’s your pizza-disaster story, y’all? I’ll go first.
Me, I used to deliver for Domino’s, and it was tonnes more fun than I’d imagined. First order of business was getting myself this freakin’ awesome powered-spotlight that plugged in to the cigarette lighter in my car, nominally so as to throw a spotlight on street addresses, at need. But hoh-my-god, that sucker was fun to play around with in general.
Also, like Ed Grimley, “I must say” that the tips were unusually good, to supplement the standard shit-wages of a delivery-boy. This was in 1990 btw, so wow… 36yrs ago, now. Tempus fugit, nonne?
Anyway, my most awkward encounter ever was the time I made a delivery, placed the pizza directly in to the man’s hands, and… for whatever reason(s) he dropped it. Right in front of me. Right between us. Probably one of the earliest scammers I ever dealt with, but it was hella embarrassing and awkward, dammit. I sure as heck didn’t know what to do or say…
How about you. Got anything…?
It’d be easier with a rectangular pizza.
My god, this looks delicious. For some reason I’ve always found square and rectangle pizzas to be much more appealing. Don’t really know why
Yeah the shape of the pizza doesn’t matter to me but if you cut a circular pizza with square segments I will cut you
I’d like to use a cookie cutter to cut circular pieces out of a square pizza.
That could result in some interesting shapes for slices, it’s certainly better than the atrocity I mentioned before.
thicc crust