We have absolutely no clue what these people are selling
This last one is eloquent.
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It’s a monastery.
With walled doors, behind which echoes the cries of a thousand entombed monks and the canticle of eternal malediction inflicted upon any who crosses its threshold.
Actually, it’s a priory.
So you might be right about entombed monks 😁
They’re selling the views. If they can’t show the house, it’s a dump.
Where’s the farmhouse? Peekaboo! There it is!