“Things were pretty bad. The competition was killing me, I had a rotten partner, and the store was falling apart. Then we had a big fire. I took all the insurance money and moved her. What about you.”
“It was the same with me. Business stunk, the suppliers were all monsters, and I couldn’t catch a break. Then we had a big flood, and everything was destroyed. I took the insurance and moved her.”
“Interesting. Listen, just between you and me, how much does it cost to get a flood these days?”
Reminds me…
Two businessmen meet on Miami Beach.
“Fred! How’s business?”
“Things were pretty bad. The competition was killing me, I had a rotten partner, and the store was falling apart. Then we had a big fire. I took all the insurance money and moved her. What about you.”
“It was the same with me. Business stunk, the suppliers were all monsters, and I couldn’t catch a break. Then we had a big flood, and everything was destroyed. I took the insurance and moved her.”
“Interesting. Listen, just between you and me, how much does it cost to get a flood these days?”