• finitebanjo@lemmy.worldOP
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      26 days ago

      Yeah I’m actually an international seller of molasses. I’m pushing my cheap industrialized molasses unto the masses, those dimwitted fools!

      And you know what you can do to stop me? Buy my arch-rival’s product: organic locally supplied Honey.