• stupidcasey@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    1 month ago

    Jedi:

        I can sense the future.

    Anakin:

       Really?! What are tomorrows lottery numbers?

    Jedi:

      Clouded is your destiny.

    Anakin:

      Oh, ok… why didn’t you guys know about that clone army?

    Jedi:

      Hmmm, unclear this is.

    Anakin:

       I see, so the reason you couldn’t tell me my mother was dying or what Count Dooku was up to, or me and Padme are married?

    Jedi:

       The dark side clouds everything.

    Anakin:

       Ok, how about this, you let me on the council or I tell the senate that the Jedi are a bunch of frauds.

    Jedi:

      You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.
      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        1·
        1 month ago

        If you put things in triple backticks ```, it’s formatted as a code block

        Like this

        I believe you can specify a language for syntax highlighting at the start of the code block.

        SELECT * 
FROM passwords
WHERE storage_method = 'plaintext' 
-- TODO rename storage method to something less obvious so the IT-Sec guys get off my case

        <p class="bold">Stop storing password in plain text, dammit</div>
<!-- TODO clean up the tags so the linter stops complaining -->

        if (true) this.code.makeCringe(this.reader);
else 
    { 
throw new NullPointerException("Unreachable code"); }
// Why, yes, I do love creating terrible code

        I don’t know what or how it guesses the language otherwise.

        if (highlighting == "Python"): 
  System.out.println("Wait, that's not a Python command");
  std::cout << "Also not Python"
  print("This one is")

CASE highlighting 
  WHEN 'SQL' THEN 'I dont know any dialect-specific ways to check which one this is'
  WHEN 'sql' THEN 'Apparently its case-sensitive' 
  ELSE 'No clue' 
END 

(concatenate 'string "I can't be arsed to try everything I know" "So this will have to do")