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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125arrow-down13·1 year ago“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing. Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down11·1 year agoUh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
minus-squareLennny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·1 year agoNeoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoStupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoTurns out neo- means old.
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoDon’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoTheir beards are so scratchy though!
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoIsn’t it mostly a front anyway?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down3·1 year agoAs much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.
“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing.
Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
Neoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
That’s kinda their thing.
Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
Turns out neo- means old.
Don’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
Their beards are so scratchy though!
Beggers can’t be choosers
Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?
As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.