No way, broccoli hair is significantly worse than almost any other hairstyle.
You couldn’t convince me broccoli hair was not started as a meme to see if people would make themselves look dumb to follow a trend.
May I remind you of the existence of the one true stupidest haircut ever invented: the mullet. The great equalizer of looking bad. Not one person on the entire planet Earth can wear it well.
I rest my case.
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
Why would anyone do this
What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.
When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice
See, that’s what the broccoli hair kids think too. It’s all cope.
I just never do anything with my hair. I let it be free to be however it wants.
I just gave up and now I have long hair like Charles White Jr but better taken care of.
I tried that as well but the hair started getting bent over my ear in some fucked up way that even I couldn’t stand
