Danquebec@sh.itjust.workstoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
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8 days agoI reread the post replacing “pelican” with “politician”. I haven’t laughed this much in weeks. Thank you.
I reread the post replacing “pelican” with “politician”. I haven’t laughed this much in weeks. Thank you.
He’s from the UN. All he can do are words.
I expect he may be used for counseling in matters of security, intelligence, ir as a general on the front, or as an officer responsible for crushing dissent. Or as Putin’s ophtalmologist.
I’m surprised people forget ongoing conflicts.
Epic heavy metal! One of my favorite genres! And this is a good song.