Don’t worry Mexico, Co-presidents Trump and Musk will send the Tier Oneest of Tier One operators to hulk smash those pesky Narcos for you and reunite Mexico with its ancestral homeland of Texas.

Edit: spell check changed Copresident to Columbian.

From Columbia, yes, the United States took the Central American portion of Columbia and made Panama. Then built the Canal and leased it from Panama for 100 years.

Edit: there is a lot more to it but that’s the gist of it.