If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

Gotcha. Sorry, I’m just used to right-wingers inserting vile comments into Reddit threads so my humor meter may be miscalibrated.

What disgusting content do people want here, and why should we care?

I agree with you about the whitespace, and your post made me realize that there is a dark mode. Thanks for that.