Biggest giveaway are the fake compression artefacts.

Well, kind of. Its main use is to customize existing stuff, like printing pictures on a phone case, custom key caps, and such. I don’t know what the ink is made of - I’m guessing a UV curable binder and pigments? Or liquid gold, judging from the price…

What’s a SKU? Google just says “Stock Keeping Unit”, but I don’t think that’s correct in this context.

“Bärendienst”, as in “A well meaning action that has unintended negative consequences”?

You have Trump now. It’d be our turn to make jokes, if we had any humour.

Unsurprisingly, its Chimpanzees. I’ve once read about a case where researchers studied a certain group of chimps, and observed that from time to time a young would disappear from the group, never to be seen again. Turns out an older female was luring them away from the group and murdered them. Apparently, there is a non-interference rule in wildlife research, so this went on until the group simply died out, because every single young fell victim to the serial killer.

If enough people in a democracy decide that they want a dictatorship instead, then there is no stopping it, because rules don’t matter at this point. The trick is to not let it get this far. Tough shit for the US, though.

Pretty dystopic that you post this quote, because it is doctored to include catholics. Niemöller’s wife explicitly stated that he never included them in his poem. Source: https://martin-niemoeller-stiftung.de/martin-niemoeller/was-sagte-niemoeller-wirklich

Martin Niemöllers zweite Frau (seit 1971), Sibylle von Sell  schreibt dazu am 23.4.2000 in h-holocaust https://www.h-net.org/~holoweb/ :.“ The trouble with Martin Niemoeller’s „famous quotation“ is that he never wrote it down – which enabled  so many hitchhikers  over the years to „put themselves on the waggon“. In his  „Confession of Guilt“  (as he called it himself: Schuldbekenntnis in German) the Communists came first, then the Trade Unionists and then the Socialists and then the Jews. NO ONE ELSE.”